Tejada v. Baltimore
I know a guy who hates his ex-wife. I mean hates her. He gets all red in the face when he talks about her. Calls her names. Acts like an ass when he sees her. They’ve been apart for a couple years and...
View ArticleAstros fans: the drama starts now
Ooooh, boy. I’ve been complaining all offseason about having nothing to talk about except some stupid signings like Mike Hampton and not signing Randy Wolf. But I guess today I got more than I...
View ArticleA proud moment for federal justice
Osama Bin Laden is laughing his ass off today as the federal government lays the wood to Miguel Tejada. Good get, guys! You sure nailed him! Sneaky sumbitch with his Spanish translator. He can’t fool...
View ArticlePED Cloud Hangs Over Piatt’s Hall of Fame Chances
The news of Miguel Tejada’s guilty plea in federal court this week sent shockwaves through the baseball world, as fans and experts alike asked one burning question: how will this never-ending steroid...
View ArticleWednesday Walk Watch: Week tWenty-thWee
The 2009 season is hurtling to a close, and we’re down to brass tacks — or brash hacks, if you prefer — in the What, Me Walky? race. For most of the summer, it appeared that Giants backstop Benjie...
View ArticleBack to Baltimore
So, a couple weeks ago, I mentioned ’round these parts that the Orioles would be crazy to get Miguel Tejada back. I didn’t really go into it, but I thought the last thing Baltimore needed was a...
View ArticleOK, you can stay.
When the Orioles sent Nolan Reimold to triple-A this week, it kind of looked like he might not be the only demotion. Plenty of O’s are struggling at the plate. And our old pal Luke Scott – gun-totin’,...
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